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發表於 2008-11-21 20:56
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I
If you mixed
vodka
with orange juice and
milk of magnesia
, would you get a Philip's
Screwdriver
?
Why do we say something is
out of whack
? What is a whack?
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
If a pig loses its voice, is it
disgruntled
?
Why do women wear evening gowns to nightclubs? Shouldn't they be wearing night gowns?
If love is blind, why is
lingerie
so popular?
When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts," and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a
broker
?
Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with.
When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say?
Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a
racist
?
Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?
If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible?
Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?
"I am " is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "
I do
" is the longest sentence?
If lawyers are
disbarred
and clergymen
defrocked
, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked and
dry cleaners
depressed
?
Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"?
Why is it that if someone tells you that there are 1 billion stars in the universe you will believe them, but if they tell you a wall has wet paint you will have to touch it to be sure?
If you take an
Oriental
person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
If people from Poland are called "Poles," why aren't people from Holland called "Holes?"
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這篇笑話有許多雙關語,只可意會,不可言傳。
vodka
(n.)伏特加酒
milk of magnesia
鎂氧 ( 指氧化鎂的白色粉末或結晶 )
Screwdriver
(n.)伏特加橙汁雞尾酒
Philip's Screwdriver
(n.)一種工具
out of whack
故障的、運作不正常的
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disgruntled
(adj.)不高興的
lingerie
(n.)
女性貼身內衣
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broker
(n.)股票經紀人
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broke
破產
broker
好像在指「破產的人」
racist
(n.)種族主義者
defrocked
(adj.)免去某人的神職
I do
結婚典禮時,新郎和新娘說:「我願意!」
disbar
(v.)吊銷律師執照
dry cleaner
(n.)乾洗店
press
燙平衣服
depressed
沮喪的
Oriental
(n.)東方人
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good one dude!
thanx kevin for sharing
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