Learn English Through English Jokes
◎ Jesus's Telly
A child on Christmas time asked for some paper and crayons in order to draw a crib. Eventually the artistic masterpiece was displayed for parental approval. The manager, the shepherds, Jesus and Holy Family wore duly admired.
"But what's that in the corner?" asked Mother.
"Oh, that's their telly," replied the tot.
◎ A little boy asked his father: "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
The father replied: I don 't know son. I 'm still paying!!
◎ Polish
One day a guy walks into a bar and ask the bartender if he wants to hear a polish joke.He says you see that guy sitting at the end of the bar he's 250 pounds, he is about 6'3 and he's polish, and the guy by the door is about 6'7 350 pounds, and he's polish.
Bartender says to the coustomer and i'm polish too so do you really want to tell that polish joke? The customer says no i really don't feel like explaining it three times......
[ 本帖最後由 Kevin 於 2008-11-21 20:49 編輯 ]
