[Joke] The person who I am in love with is getting married!!
I am getting married with my girlfriend. Without doubt, I am excited.
However, there is one thing keep bothering me, my future sister-in-law. A 20-year-old hot girl, who loves tightly fit T-shirt with deep V collar and super mini skirt.
She usually bend over right in front of me. What is killing me is she never does this in front of other guys.
Until that day, she called me and asked me to check the preparation of the invitation.
Once I arrived, she was the only one home and told me with a sadly tune, "the person who I am in love with is getting married, but I am not the bride. What I really want to do is to give myself to you." She walked upstair and turned around,"if you changed your mind, come up!" At the end the stairs, the last piece of her clothes just dropped on the floor.
I was totally stunned for almost one minutes. I turned around opened the door and walked to my car....
Right out side the door, my father-in-law with tears gave me a big hug," good man, you just passed that last test of our family. Welcome to be one of the member....."
What we learned form the story: it is always right to leave the condom in the car!!!
