[分享]Please tell me what to do!
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If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman 吻她吧，不夠君子
If you don't, you are not a man 不吻吧，不像漢子
If you praise her, she thinks you are lying 誇她吧，說你欺騙
If you don't, you are good for nothing 不誇吧，說你笨蛋
If you agree to all her likes, she is abusing 順她吧，說你氣管炎
If you don't, you are not understanding 不順吧，不善解人
If you make romance, you are an 'experienced man' 太浪漫，疑你老練
If you don't you are half a man 太規矩，魅力不足
If you visit her too often, she thinks it is boring 常看她，招她厭煩
If you don't, she accuses you of double crossing 少去點，怨你獵艷
If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy 穿得好，說你花心
If you don't, you are a dull boy 邋遢些，缺個心眼
If you are jealous, she says it's bad 吃醋吧，你太狹隘
If you don't , she thinks you do not love her 大度點，說你不愛
If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her 求歡吧，不夠尊重
If you don't, she thinks you do not like her 安分吧，不夠愛寵
If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait 你晚了，她等得煩
If she is late, she says that's a girl's way 它晚了，女孩特權
If you visit another, she accuses you of being a heel 你訪友，是你墮落
If she is visited by another, 'oh it's natural, we are girls' 她聚會，天性其樂
If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold 少親她，你太冷淡
If you kiss her too many, she yells that you are taking advantage 老親她，便宜你佔
If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics 過街不管，道德有缺憾
If you do, she thinks it's just one of the man's tactics 領著她走，男人耍手段
If you stare at other, she accuses you of flirting 你看別人，是挑逗風情
If she is stared by others, she says that they are just admiring 別人看她， 是仰慕佳絕
If you talk, she wants you to listen 你要說話，它讓你聽
If you listen, she wants you to talk 洗耳恭聽，她逼你開言
Oh God! you created those creature called "WOMAN' 上帝啊！為何拆我骨頭造女人？
So simple, yet so complex 簡簡繁繁
So weak, yet so powerful 弱弱強強
So confusing, yet so desirable 我暈頭轉向，我魂牽夢擾
"O LORD, tell me what to do. AMEN" 上帝啊！求你告我怎麼辦？
